Thursday, November 09, 2006

A Tearful Farewell

You may think that all is unalloyed joy, what with the Democrats' smashing victory in Tuesday's voting, but we out here in the blog front are confronted with a number of painful losses. What are we going to do without:

Katharine Harris

Rick Sanctimonious

Conrad ("He Actually Swallowed His Foot") Burns

George Macacawitz Allen

Jim No-Talent

Don ("The Strangler") Sherwood

John ("The Wife-Beater") Sweeney

And then there was yesterday's firing of Donald Rumsfeld.

Remember, in the past year we've had to bid adieu to Duke Cunningham, Tom DeLay and Bob Ney.

Even occasional sightings of Newt Gingrich cannot lift the gloom.

Sob!

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