Well, it's about to happen. Deadeye Dick Cheney is about to become President of the United States!
Actually, he's going to be acting-President, and that--let us hope--only for about 2 hours, while W undergoes a colonoscopy.
Deadeye Dick can't start a war in a couple of hours, can he?
Some reports say that Bush will be anesthetized for the procedure; I've had a couple of colonoscopies, and no one has ever offered anesthesia. They do offer sedation; I ask for the minimum dose, because I don't like being drugged and the procedure is just minimally uncomfortable. Be interesting to know how far under they put our Fearless Leader.
Are you like me--do you think it somehow appropriate for Bush to get a colonoscopy? Or do you, perhaps, wonder what they'll find. His head, maybe?