Saturday, July 21, 2007

Be afraid, be very afraid

Well, it's about to happen. Deadeye Dick Cheney is about to become President of the United States!

Actually, he's going to be acting-President, and that--let us hope--only for about 2 hours, while W undergoes a colonoscopy.

Deadeye Dick can't start a war in a couple of hours, can he?

Some reports say that Bush will be anesthetized for the procedure; I've had a couple of colonoscopies, and no one has ever offered anesthesia. They do offer sedation; I ask for the minimum dose, because I don't like being drugged and the procedure is just minimally uncomfortable. Be interesting to know how far under they put our Fearless Leader.

Are you like me--do you think it somehow appropriate for Bush to get a colonoscopy? Or do you, perhaps, wonder what they'll find. His head, maybe?

1 comment:

Leanderthal, Lighthouse Keeper said...

TONE, Behavior yourself:-)

Lighthouse Keeper