On the Visit of President Hu Jiantao

Hu is coming to the United States
Who is?
Yes, on a state visit.
Who did you say is coming?
I told you. Hu is.
That’s what I asked you
And I told you
You did? Who?
Right
What’s right?
Hu is
How would I know?
Hao? Who’s he?
How should I know?
Well, you brought him up.
I did? I don’t even know who you’re talking about
Right
What is?
Not what. Hu
Who’s right? You or me?
Hu. Hu’s right
I give up

(I know, it's almost too easy, but I couldn't resist.)