on the Republicans' debate last night (the TV was on but the sound was down):
--The only candidate with Republican Hair (best exemplified by Trent Lott) is Mitt Romney.
--Conversely, Tommy Thompson (how is he still a candidate?) has the worst rug in the world: perched precariously atop his dome, and an obviously fake shade of redwood brown
--More than half of the Repubs running for President are unrecognizable to anyone outside their immediate families. And maybe not to them.